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Harry Potter and More *Georing...

While not as slow as say, Ric Romano, I am a few hours behind some folks... But, being the Geek that I am I would be remiss if I didn't make a comment on the newest and final Harry Potter novel: The Deathly Hallows. Until JK makes them spin-off books... You know its coming... (Though I still like the idea of a Hogwarts television series taking place a few years after the books). What? Don't look at me like that...

The cover isn't bad. I still think The Brits get better Potter covers as a whole, but this isn't bad. The one glaring image that stuck in my mind... Notice how close the cover artist is now matching not-so-young Daniel Radcliff? Eh, whatever works I guess...

Now... Onto to even more whorishness... Far, far away...

I am done giving Lucas anymore of my friggen money!

Aaron, you like to write letters...

Yes, yes I do... But I am more than happy to simply use the good 'ol glory stamp, thank you very much!

You bought the DC Comics stamps...

I know, but... come on, they had Batman...and Green Lantern! GREEN LANTERN! No one puts Green Lanter on a stamp!

Of course... Just like no one puts baby in the corner?

What?

You don't need to remember that last line...

I don't need to remember that last... Wait! This is my site, your silly mind tricks won't work on me.

Aaron, I can feel the conflict within you...

There is no conflict!

Yes there is... otherwise, you wouldn't be using lines from the Holy Trilogy...

No, you're wrong about me.

Unleash your Geekiness... Only the Dork Side can save you now... Soon you, like friends... Will call me... Postmaster!

No... That's not true.... That's impossible!!!

Search your DVD racks, you know it to be true...

Dear God, three versions of A New Hope... No...No...Nooooooo!!!

/End Scene.

*Yes, this is a new word in the creation...

Georing: verb - "to capatilze on and/or make money with Star Wars."