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Friday May 9, 2008
The G is for Goofball Fatboy Roberts
– or – Why Movies based on Toy Lines Only need 2 Dimensions Just like Darth Dylan, once you get Fatboy started, you can’t shut him up. Still, this one is gold! –AD A veritable crate-ful of new images from Stephen Sommers’ GI Joe movie was air-dropped into the eager,...
Friday Jun 13, 2008
Who Gives a Frak about the Final Fifth? Fatboy Roberts
What’s the point of Battlestar Galactica this season, really? Or any season? As I traverse the rocky ground of the intertubes, avoiding the stabby landscape of messageboards and blogs dedicated to genre entertainments, I find this question being asked a lot. A whole hell of a lot actually. This final...
Thursday Jul 10, 2008
How Empire Ruined Geeks Forever Fatboy Roberts
- or why Wall*E needs to stay out of the dark. Some days, I really hate The Empire Strikes Back. Yeah, I know. Cinematic masterpiece. Fantasy Juggernaut. Dramatic Uppercut of Jedi Proportions. But it’s also “The Dark One” and that’s where sometimes the double-edged sword of “getting what you want”...
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