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Geeky Drink List

It has been almost two weeks since the Lovely Jenn's brithday celebration and as is often the case, I started to received requests for all the Geeky Cocktails we toss together. (With one new entry, so even old school readers need to read this one).

Since I do my best to serve the people, here again are the Top-5 "Official" Geek in the City Cocktails.

Honorable Mention - Mummy Jizz

Um, honestly. I can't remember. It was one of the rare moments of drunken genius that, sadly, don't think can be recreated until I am hammered again. Pretty sure it involved Irish Cream and Brandy. If you really want to know; pop on over to the GitC Forums and ask CattheRazor. She loves the Mummy Jizz.

Number 5 - The Viso Horny

3 shots of coconut Rum
˝ a bottle of Viso Will

Number 4 - The Jolly Roger

This drink might be a little tricky for people to make in their own home, as the primary ingredient is my own coffee infused Rum. However, I shall do my best. Once again, I feel readers need to take care. The Jolly Roger is a drink that made Clyde Lewis nervous. No blaming me if you find yourself playing with your friend’s bunghole after a couple of belts.

2 shots of Spiced Rum
2 shot of coffee liqueur
1 shot of Hot Damn (or other spicy cinnamon liqueur)
1 shot Irish Cream
1 tsp of Mexican Vanilla (the fake extract stuff just ain’t cut it)

Can be served warm or cold, entirely up to you. Savvy?

Number 3 - Tequila Mockingbird

2 shots - Tequila - Blanco or Respesado (don’t be cheap, get the good stuff).
1 shot - Chambord Liqueur (You can get cheap raspberry liqueur, but it won’t be the same)
4 shots - Viso Pina (If you don’t have access, you can use Pineapple juice, but it will taste “off”).

Add in a mixer with ice, shake vigorously. Pour in a chilled Martini Glass. Ah yea.

Number 2 - Sherman's March

2 shots Dr. Mcgillicutty's Fireball
1 shot Southern Comfort
Top off with Coke over ice

Don't let the sweetness of this drink fool you. It will knock you on your butt. Thankfully, the smooth cinnamon bite won't gross out the ladies when you move in for some good loving, um, but your drunken slur will. Be warned.

And finally. Last, but certainly not least. The very first (and still best) official Geek in the City cocktail.

Number1 - Romulan Ale

- WARNING - This drink is made with Grain Alcohol (aka, Everclear)... While very little is used, this drink is not for the weak* (or smart). Geek in the City© TM and Film Fever Radio© are not responsible for what you do during and after consumption of Romulan Ale... And remember, don't drink and frag!

Makes one 750ml bottle. (Give or take)
2 Cups Blue Curacao
1 Cup Clear Rum (non flavored or spiced)
1/2 Cup Grain Alcohol
1/2 Bottle Viso Will (Or Vigor if you want the sugar)**

Mix in a sealed bottle. Chill until ice cold. Serve. Die.

You may want to sample as you go as individual tastes differ.

To be certain, there are other drinks that are served during the various Geek in the City and Film Fever Radio events. However, for now, these will have to do.

Tune in next time when you will read the greatest (and saddest) Trek rant. Ever. Seriously. I'm the one writing it and I'm embarrased...

* Truly, this stuff is strong... It ain't banned in the Federation for nothing.

** If you don't have access to the fine Viso products, first, I'm sorry. Second, any non-carbonated and clear citrus drink will suffice...***

***...All these Ellipses are just to annoy Fatboy of the mighty Cort and Fatboy...